Capt Scartax, Pirate Prince from Planetoid X

Captain Scartax is one of the last few criminals left in the universe. Despite his flair for flamboyancy and swashbuckling he and his small pirate fleet from Planetoid X continue to confound the galactic authorities. Capable of appearing and disappearing all throughout the universal shipping lanes, wrecking havoc on commerce and travel.

Hushed rumors say that he is actually one of the fabled Vanguard who have risen from the shadows since Victory Day in an attempt to topple our peaceful, post-scarcity galactic society. They say that Scartax and his pirates steal from the rich only to give to the poor, which is a ludicrous claim in this day and age and clearly only something a tiny biological brain would think up.